WJP #081 - A Quick Sports Fantasy - or is it....?
Posted on Mar. 13, 2008 at 1:08 PM in Sports
So I'm surfing around and reading new posts and up pops this from MindCandy and I'm thinking, with a little tweaking, this ain't a bad list....
With that being said... (if it's in bold - then MindCandy came up with it, and I tweaked that bitch...)
Let me run it down for you, sports fans - here's what I want to happen the rest of the year (Not saying it will happen,just what I want to see).
Memphis wins it all - March Madness...
Tennessee over Stanford on the womens side. (I can live with this, because frankly - I don't care....)
It will be Detroit vs Lakers and D-City will win it in the NBA.
The Mets over Detroit in the past time. (Reyes - MVP)
The Cowboys go undefeated and post the perfect record by beating Indy in the Super Bowl in a barnburner of a game where both Manning and Romo throw for over 400 yards each. The 'Boys win it in a no-huddle march with less than two minutes left and a TD throw to Jason Witten that is reminicent of Dwight Clark's "The Catch". Manning falls to his knees and cries like a girl....
Kentucky explodes. (this I actually am in favor of...)
The Cubs lose to a Little League team from Red Deer, Alberta. (I don't care which little league team beats them - I was hoping it would be some team from Mexico.)
The Braves accidentally fly to Iran and are held hostage. Nobody negotiates to get them back. (And they are beheaded - might as well go all the way, dude. Native Americans and Baseball fans around the world celebrate.)
The Astros decide to play softball instead. (and lose to a women's softball team from New Jersey.)
MindCandy and Kellie Kentuckian Kool go to Summerslam in INDIANAPOLIS!!!! (Guaranteed)
Slade Wilson and the wife go to the 2008 MLB All-Star Game in NEW YORK!!!! (Guaranteed!!!)
I'm going back to the story this weekend. See ya there....
With that being said... (if it's in bold - then MindCandy came up with it, and I tweaked that bitch...)
Let me run it down for you, sports fans - here's what I want to happen the rest of the year (Not saying it will happen,just what I want to see).
Memphis wins it all - March Madness...
Tennessee over Stanford on the womens side. (I can live with this, because frankly - I don't care....)
It will be Detroit vs Lakers and D-City will win it in the NBA.
The Mets over Detroit in the past time. (Reyes - MVP)
The Cowboys go undefeated and post the perfect record by beating Indy in the Super Bowl in a barnburner of a game where both Manning and Romo throw for over 400 yards each. The 'Boys win it in a no-huddle march with less than two minutes left and a TD throw to Jason Witten that is reminicent of Dwight Clark's "The Catch". Manning falls to his knees and cries like a girl....
Kentucky explodes. (this I actually am in favor of...)
The Cubs lose to a Little League team from Red Deer, Alberta. (I don't care which little league team beats them - I was hoping it would be some team from Mexico.)
The Braves accidentally fly to Iran and are held hostage. Nobody negotiates to get them back. (And they are beheaded - might as well go all the way, dude. Native Americans and Baseball fans around the world celebrate.)
The Astros decide to play softball instead. (and lose to a women's softball team from New Jersey.)
MindCandy and Kellie Kentuckian Kool go to Summerslam in INDIANAPOLIS!!!! (Guaranteed)
Slade Wilson and the wife go to the 2008 MLB All-Star Game in NEW YORK!!!! (Guaranteed!!!)
I'm going back to the story this weekend. See ya there....
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