WJP #070 - Memeology
Posted on Feb. 9, 2008 at 9:31 PM in Memes
So I jacked this from Libertine's recent meme post and I figured - why not?
Enjoy you little leeches....
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic Vinegrette
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Mickey D's
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Peter Luger Steakhouse
Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Between 15% and 20%, depending on the quality of service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Steak (medium rare - porterhouse)
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. New York City Skyline
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three
Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. Black Motorola KRZR
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Facial hair, on a daily basis. Blood. Bone spurs.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A mega huge box of comic-books.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I'm happy with what I have
Q. What color looks good on you?
A. Black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep. Damn fly got me once - yuch...
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yep and then saved someone else by chance.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Depends - what kind of kiss are we talking about here? A peck on the lips - sure, why not?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No, you need to up the ante.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. In a hot minute.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Do you know who I am? Depending on who it is, I might give you a freebee.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Air.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I prefer mating with women rather than with rooms.
Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: None
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. I try to avoid them unless I know them and we're hanging out.
Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. Top eight what?
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. My wife.
Q: Last person who called you?
A. See above.
Q: Person you hugged?
A. See above.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. No, my aim has improved. (I can't improve on that answer - it's freakin' perfect.)
Q: Mood?
A. Frustrated - I'm re-arranging the entertainment system and I'm winning - barely.
Q: Listening to?
A. Alicia Keys - No One.
Q: Watching?
A. The computer monitor.
Q: Worrying about?
A. Too many things to list.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.
Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: Finish this damn meme...
Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. I just watched "Are We Done Yet?" - it was alright.
Q. Do you smile often?
A. No.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Depends on who you ask.
Enjoy you little leeches....
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic Vinegrette
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Mickey D's
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Peter Luger Steakhouse
Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Between 15% and 20%, depending on the quality of service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Steak (medium rare - porterhouse)
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. New York City Skyline
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three
Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. Black Motorola KRZR
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Facial hair, on a daily basis. Blood. Bone spurs.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A mega huge box of comic-books.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I'm happy with what I have
Q. What color looks good on you?
A. Black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep. Damn fly got me once - yuch...
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yep and then saved someone else by chance.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Depends - what kind of kiss are we talking about here? A peck on the lips - sure, why not?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No, you need to up the ante.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. In a hot minute.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Do you know who I am? Depending on who it is, I might give you a freebee.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Air.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I prefer mating with women rather than with rooms.
Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: None
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. I try to avoid them unless I know them and we're hanging out.
Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. Top eight what?
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. My wife.
Q: Last person who called you?
A. See above.
Q: Person you hugged?
A. See above.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. No, my aim has improved. (I can't improve on that answer - it's freakin' perfect.)
Q: Mood?
A. Frustrated - I'm re-arranging the entertainment system and I'm winning - barely.
Q: Listening to?
A. Alicia Keys - No One.
Q: Watching?
A. The computer monitor.
Q: Worrying about?
A. Too many things to list.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. The bathroom.
Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: Finish this damn meme...
Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. I just watched "Are We Done Yet?" - it was alright.
Q. Do you smile often?
A. No.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Depends on who you ask.
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